That last entry sat on my desktop for three hours, and took a guild convo for me to realize I hadn't published it. Congrats to me for having a re re moment!

Speaking of guilds, and by association WoW, this Shattering shit is awesomesauce. I usually hate starting new toons because the low level quests are ghey.....but this is the most fun I've had in a while. I have a spanking new 80 and I can't tear myself away from my new Druid and Pally.

My Pally's day in Azshara went something like this:

-Sign on

-Ride the rocket, screaming WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to irritate locals.

-Disembark from rocket wonderland, go visit Subject Four, the Radar Dish sporting raptor that I have a love hate relationship with (I love it, it hates me)

-Hunt down Subject Nine (the less cool radar dish raptor), and agree to help him find some baby raptors.

-Transport baby raptors back to S9, by allowing them to cling to/gnaw on me for entire return trip (FUCK LEASHES, WE GO HARD)

-Try to give rock giant a laxative, cause greedy goblins want their glittery poo.

-This plan fails, so super smart goblins shrink me. I ride a rat in an epic attempt to scare giant. (WTF, is he Dumbo?)

-Pretty predictably, he stomps me instead of pooping. Dunno why they thought he'd do that anyway.

-Goblins give up, send me to island. Dude on island sends me to murloc.

-Murloc sends me to attack shit with a sponge. Hilariously, this works quite well.

-Murloc sends me to talk to folks. I ride a turtle. Hilarity ensues.

-Stupid folks give me a witches hat. I look ghey. Disguise somehow works, am given new jobs!

-I, the cow, go into epic (misunderstood) battle with a rock giant named Balboa (get it? Rocky?). I fail. Epicly.

Thats about where I am now. Fun shit. Go Azshara.

Panda Out.