So I know that I'm about 2 years late commenting on this in internet time (about a month)...but I have discovered the insanity that is the KurliGirl13/Jessi Slaughter melodrama.
Obviously the easiest video of that child to find is her lovely duet with her father. The melody of her choking sobs compliments her screamo father so well. I saw the video, and as much as I hate hearing her father shout, I felt kind of bad for her. She seemed so damn blindsided by this animosity that I wanted to hug her....then I found the ORIGINAL video.
It takes physical self control to try not to be immature in this post. I mean I've watched quite a few video responses, and the ones I love the most are older teens, just looking shocked, and spending upwards of five minutes talking about how out of line she is. But I just want to flip out and cuss. I probably will at some point, but I will try to refrain for now.
So if you, like me, were not in on the WTF (already losing my grip) that is Jessi Slaughter (I'm ashamed she shares my name)....here's some quick background. She's an 11 year old girl, who thinks herself worldly and grown up. She posted a series of youtube videos in which she told the collective viewers she was much better than them, as evidenced by her looks, friends, life, and boyfriend. She points to an invisible hole and tells us that she HAD her lip pierced, but 'mom made me take it out' because she's getting SNAKEBIIIIIITES!!!! YAYYYYY!!! (Seriously. Grip on control slipping. It will disappear when I get to the parents)
There's so many things wrong with the two videos and menagerie of pics I saw, that I don't think blogger will let me fully list them.
-Why does an 11 year old have a lip ring? Where does she live that its actually legal? Most of the U.S. requires you to be at least 16 WITH parental permission...so there's a good chance that mommy set up an illegal piercing....and is doing it again!
-Why does this 11 year old have a dirtier mouth than I do? I mean I have a filthy fucking mouth (see?) and I am actually offended by the sheer amount of profanity exiting her mouth. She told her haters to fist themselves to their bestiality magazines and get papercuts on their dicks/clits. What. The. Fuck?!
-I will ignore the Blood on the Dance Floor shirt and hope that perhaps she went 'OOOOO pretty colors!!!' ....ya know what? No I won't. WHO THE FUCK LET HER LISTEN TO BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR?!?!?!?!!? In case you haven't experienced that little kernel of magic: ENJOY...ya know...have another.
-Why does your daughter sound like a mix of Paris Hilton, and the most heavily sedated patient on the psych ward? She loses her train of thought about once every 10 seconds, and just stares off into space, or repeats UMMMM until I want to slap her.
-Why is she threatening to pop a glock in my mouth and make a brain slushy because I disagree with her? When I was in school, this could get my ass expelled. I'm pretty sure it still would if I was still there.
-Why does your daughter think she's perfect? Look I know when I was growing up, my mom told me I was a little princess...but there was no illusion that I was perfect, or could do no wrong.
-Why is your 11 year old twirling on her chair with her hand in her crotch? Ya know, while we're at it, why does your daughter have a whole portfolio of pictures that could get a man jail time to look at? There are pictures of your daughter slumped up against walls looking like Lindsay Lohan after a bender.
and the biggest WHY of all:
-Why are you, as her FUCKING PARENTS, supporting your 11 year old cussing, making death threats, listening to bands beyond even YOUR maturity level, posing like a drug addicted whore, bragging over her romantic exploits (I cannot bring myself to say Sexual, it freaks me the FUCK out, and she's not even my kid), and getting pierced up before she even hits high school?
Actually. No. Thats not my biggest concern. My biggest concern is why, with how easy it is to get a hold of that video, she was on GMA as a VICTIM!
There are teens out there being hunted down and bullied for NOTHING. She's inciting violence, threatening it herself, and everyone is rallying behind her like she's one step behind martyrs. Even as she had her emotional breakdown, her father stood behind her and threatened every viewer. Its insane, I can't even wrap my head around that. I want to know how child protective services weren't called, seeing as she had these piercings, and this violent, inflammatory behavior.
And here is my maturity out the window...anyone see how many teeth her bubba-gump dad was missing? Oh yeah, picture of good examples there. Oh and I love how the outfit she's wearing for her daddy duet/breakdown is like a bad Erin Brockovich rip off, without the titties. Since, you know, she's ELEVEN!!! But there it is, zebra print top with her hot pink training bra peeking out. Come to think of it, that doesn't say Erin half so much as it says 'Trailer Park Whore Mommy, who drinks margaritas straight from the blender and seems to have a cigarette perpetually at risk of falling from her cracked, hot pink lips, and nails longer than a raptor claw.'
Oh here is the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on her. She's not worth Wiki. But its got the two main videos, and a lovely selection of photos. My apologies this rant is so long.
I'M OUT!!!
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